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Fun with Unix If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % \(- (-: Command not found. % date me You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988 % man rear No manual entry for rear. % If I had a ) for every dollar Clinton spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe Clinton *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % ls Meese-Ethics Meese-Ethics not found % "How would you rate Clinton's senility? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. | % ^How did the^sex change operation go? Modifier failed. % who is my match? No match. % set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i Democratic_Platform unreadable % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line % 'thou shalt not commit adultery' thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found. -- anonymous |
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